cumcrete

After ejaculating, semen is left inside the urethra. After some time, this seminal fluid hardens causing disturbed urinary patterns.

I was aiming for the toilet but due to an excess of cumcrete I urinated all over my pants.

by Jackstain October 12, 2009

cumcrete

Dry semen left on a countertop after masturbation.

My roommate is a bastard. He left cumcrete on the bathroom counter by the toilet. I thought it was toothpaste until a tried to wipe it up with a wet cloth and almost puked from the smell.

by Dr. Robstew December 19, 2012

Cumcheese

Cum that is not wiped away after weeks and goes stale.

Why is there cumcheese in my bed.

by yukman September 26, 2011

Cumclothism

Anything that Amy Cumcloth says, ever, has now become known as a Cumclothism.

Amy: Oh my God. I totally love dick!

Someone else: Wow, Amy just coinced a new Cumclothism. I'm glad I was there at this historic occasion.

by copper-boom December 7, 2011

Cumbleweed

Long neglected wad of facial tissue containing dried seminal fluids, often found under the bed or in corner of the room.

"While mom was cleaning Johnny's neglected room, she discovered that the entire underside of the bed was littered with cumbleweeds."

by 1101101101 April 16, 2014

Cumchee

The epitome of ghosting, the best procrastinator in the world, and the one you look up to most when you are progressing in life. They stop that shit

Demn your such a cumchee

by Damn sexiness January 15, 2021

Cumpleted

When you are fully depleted of semen.

Joe performed fellatio on Gino until he was cumpleted.

by urdadsbussy69 March 30, 2022