Cumbrella

Elongated eye lashes used to block semen from getting in the eyes.

Him: "Aren't you worried it'll hit your eyes?"
Me: "Don't worry, I have a cumbrella."

by theonionkb February 3, 2021

Cumbrella

A three man job that requires one man to spread his ball sack out flat.
, Another man to ejaculate (cum) on the flatly spread ball sack, and a third man to suck the cun out of the ball sack with or without a straw.

Shawn: Johnny what are you doing tonight?
Johnny: I was thinking you and Jeff should come over so we can do a cumbrella

by Cumthu April 22, 2015

Cumbrella

A contraceptive device worn on the penis. A synonym to condom.

"Eh man, u got any comdamns?""Yea, here's my last cumbrella, chief."

by Jzza February 19, 2010

Cumbrella

Something used as a shield to block a mighty cum load landing on ones face!

"Wtf Bitch, Don't be using my sheets as a Cumbrella"

by RobDJ July 23, 2009

cumbrella

an item that a slut requires because he/she sleeps with so many men/women

bob: i saw jenny riding mr. green during passing time
jane: shoot. bitch need a cumbrella

by jonny. June 29, 2007

cumbreathing thunderfuck

When a girl gives you a blowjob, and you bust too big of a load, causing her to choke and cough. usually lots of swears will be used during this, like the swear god of Madagascar, Thunderfuck.

A mad hot blondie is blowin ya, and you cream a huge one, filling her throat. She gags, calls you lots of insults, and you smile, and reply "she's a cumbreathing thunderfuck" to the tune of "she's a very kinky girl"

by Bam Spazzy December 7, 2009

Cumbrows

An eyebrow with vey pale colour resembling dried cum

Hey Luke Gerks has got mad cumbrows

by Gerkinator July 12, 2017