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cumface

Funny term to explain when one of your friends has their picture taken with a nice girl or when they are drunk. Can be used when the person looks like they have just ejaculated and looks stimulated.
Originates from a lads holiday this year.
Looking at pictures:

1. " Hey look at this picture of .........."
2. Yeah he's got a well bad cumface haha"

1: "Look at him dancing over there with that fit girl"
2. "Yeah he's got his cumface on"
by Beans57 November 6, 2008
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cumface

when a hot steamy load is apllied to a bitches face and she loves it
jenna has a sticky load on herr face and is loving it
by mikey May 13, 2005
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crusty cumface

After Receiving oral sex on the beach, proceed to cum on the females face and then dunk her head into the sand, creating a crusty cumface.
I got my revenge on that cheating bitch by giving her a crusty cumface before dumping her
by violentjoe December 14, 2008
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crusty cumface

After Receiving oral sex on the beach, proceed to cum on the females face and then dunk her head into the sand, creating a crusty cumface.
I got my revenge on that cheating bitch by giving her a crusty cumface before dumping her
by violentjoe December 14, 2008
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Cumface

A racial slur for white people especially pale ones. It's the c word
you fucking cumface
I HATE CUMFACE
by sussygoossy March 17, 2022
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cumface

An angled picture taken to make you seem more attractive to gullable people by hiding your double chin or other facial faults, and excentuating your breasts (females) or shoulders and chest (men) to distract from your pot belly or unshapely physique, which inadvertently makes you appear like you are waiting to be ejaculated on in a porno style
"Take a look at the latest faceparty cumface" *pastes link*
by Ben HD April 10, 2008
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Cumface

That girl you've seen who's hot as fuck, and you just wanna cum all over her and in her and love her and be her husband and have her kids
by Dudepie April 29, 2019
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