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cuntstain

The lovely smelling crust on the crotch of women's panties.
Larlene's thong had a thick, wet cuntstain from getting groped by her daddy.
by The Meatman August 20, 2004
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cockstand

This is what happens to adolescent boys when they sit around doing nothing.

A cockstand is an erection that happens throughout puberty due to the large amounts of androgens floating around the teenager's body. A cockstand can only be remedied by masturbation.
During English class, Missy notices Stephen has what it seems like a hard object sticking up on the frontal section of his pants. Fraught with curiosity Missy asks:
Missy: What's that sticking up on Stephen's pants?
Derrick: He's got a cockstand Missy. (The whole class laughs).
by Lorindel February 6, 2010
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cuckstarter

a person who trolls others by using their opinions as fact. Cognitive dissonance is their comfort zone. They are masterful trend followers and have no logical reasoning skills. They are also the smartest person in the room because of a liberal arts degree.
"Wow, hurricane Harvey really did some damage!"

"I bet it was President Trump making racist hurricanes."

"How does he have anything to do with this natural disaster?"

"You're obviously a racist, too."

"You have such a way with words. I could see you changing the world. Where can I donate to you cuckstarter account?"
by G2Barbour September 8, 2017
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cumstain

This is a stain of your sperm on your clothing, very difficult to get rid of stain, washing powder use should be doubled when removing cumstain
"OMG OMG OMG (moaning), YOU JUST PUT A CUMSTAIN ON MY LEGGINGS JERRY!"
by magical_pony October 30, 2019
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Cuckskin

A deluded white male who looks down on non-white males who also believes he owns all white and asian women simply because he’s white. They mostly get mad when they see a Black guys with a Beautiful White girl as well, and bombard the comments section with white supremacy ideologies. Meanwhile, their favorite porn category is “BBC” and they fantasize getting emasculated by watching Black Men fuck their wives because they are cucks.
That cuckskin got made cause “his women” preferred a Black guy.
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fuckstain

Noun: The residue which remains on a surface after sexual intercourse on an object.
Dude check out the fuckstain on Wolski's cat!
by Richy Jackson March 22, 2003
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Cumstain McGoo

George W. Bush, the man who likes to masturbate over killing them godamn evil-doers in towels.
Damn their cultural differences, that's not American!
"Free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don't attack each other. Free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction."
-George W. Bush aka Cumstain McGoo, unknown date
by Choking Victim December 6, 2006
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