Reverse Cuban Sasquatch

While having sexual intercourse, preferably in a log cabin or missile silo, the dominant partner takes a dump onto the chest of the submissive partner. He or she proceeds to then trim his/her pubic hair and sprinkle it upon the fecal matter. Then, they wrap the feces in toilet tissue and light it and then shove the "cigar" (lit end up) into the submissive person's anal sphincter (anus).

"Babe, what happened last night? I don't remember a thing..."

"I don't know, but I have second degree burns in my butthole and I found some pubey poop in my crack..."

"Oh, fuck. We must have done the reverse cuban sasquatch."

"Not the reverse cuban sasquatch!!!"

by fidelcastro69 April 1, 2010

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Cuban Underduck

When you bend your dick down and back, and a girl blows you from behind with her nose on your butt hole.

"I got a dandy Cuban Underduck from the broad I met at the bar last night."

by TurdFerguson21 June 3, 2016

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cucabug plants

A plant in the South that is prickly.

They were fighting and he fell in the cucabug plants.

by Fronnie October 2, 2017

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Cuba Libre

Actually, a bacardi & coke with a shard of lime. Takes the boring old standard of rum and coke to a different level. (Whether that level is higher or lower ... you be the judge.)

Mon Cher, please bring me a Cuba Libre whilst I sit here on my lazy ass.

by Shmouse May 20, 2005

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