Crustomer

Any customer at any facility that is there to ruin your life. Wether they know it or not.

“I pay your wages”- crustomer

“This damn crustomer just vomited all over the bathroom”

by fuckedoffwaitress July 24, 2018

Cr1stoforo

A man who gets the wrong idea of things easily, especially when it comes to gloves and Haoyy which is suppose to be haOyy. He is also a dude who lives with women because the girls think he's gay and because he's too nice (chico)

dude, he's ebaying gloves, must be a descendant of Cr1stoforo

by haOyy July 11, 2010

Crustomer

A crusty ass customer who can't recognize the difference between customer service and flirting.

That crustomer just rolled up in the bank and told me I had a beautiful finger when I showed him how to use the ATM.

by Therealhneal January 10, 2015

@CristoferAmaruri

Degenerate

@CristoferAmaruri:
Yummi

by jaenrgkjbearnkjerahjkber August 16, 2022

chrystofer

although not the traditional christopher, a bit more unique, however don’t get it twisted, this man is hot as hell and will make you fall in love at first sight with his heart melting smile and lightskin rizz. he may or may not be vertically challenged, but if he is then use that to your advantage!! good things come in small packages and this is extremely true with this guy. not only is he extremely attractive but his personality will truly lure you in. he’s shy, sweet, but can also be quite playful and daring if tempted. from hand kisses to elevator make out sessions, he knows how to satisfy you and treat you well in any situation. when you’re with him you’ll feel like you’re just chilling with your best friend, with him there’s no judgment, just love. you don’t have to be afraid to have long deep conversations with him, he’s open to anything and will love you regardless. he will definitely have you crushing on him more than once, and what isn’t there to love? he’s perfect in every way. a true gem in this world of sad eboy rejects and twinks. make sure to hold on to him, because you’ll regret it if you let him slip from your grasp

girl: have you seen that guy over there? he’s so fine
other girl: oh you mean chrystofer? ik right, i’ve had a crush on him twice this year

by $deeznutz April 30, 2023

crysterbate

To masturbate and cry simultaneously.

"Dude, you hear Bob's gf broke up with him last night before sex?"

"Yeah, he's probably in a crysterbate session right now."

by Zokwhat April 28, 2014

Crysterbate

1)When you are sad and horny at the same time, you crysterbate. Crying while jerking it.

2)Christerbate same as crysterbate but doing a Jesus Christ pose.

James found out his girlfriend was cheating on him, he locked himself in his room to crysterbate.

by Evan Bahler February 2, 2020