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Crypto Criminals 

Crypto Criminals was founded by Scamtec in 2019. This group of individuals are notoriously known for ddosing, doxing, swatting, carding and etc.
Crypto Criminals aren’t to joke around with as they will manipulate you to complete task for them. This group will make you write their name on your forehead and post it on their social media’s to gain clout. When contacted by this group do not further in conversation as they use a strategy called social engineering and use the info to gain a benefit from it. If contacted by a member you should be afraid because they know who you are and they want something from you. This group is a bunch of black hats that just want to f*** everyone over. This group was founded by scamtec just to manipulate and corrupt the com.
After FOX 11 first aired the story promo, members of Crypto Criminals posted this on their Instagram account this response: *Expletive* FOX, we beaming niggas for life.
Crypto Criminals by Scamtec November 23, 2019

crypto-gay 

male which is homosexual but doesn't want to admit his sexuality
- He's crypto-gay.
- Maybe he's just bi.
crypto-gay by criminal_theory August 12, 2016

Crypto mood 

When your mood depends on the current crypto market trends.
Steve : “Jon is ecstatic today, I wonder what happened ”

Mike : “Thats his crypto mood.”
Crypto mood by DevudaPlease October 14, 2021

Crypto aggression

Crypto aggression: where you’re so convinced crypto is the future that anyone inquiring about, or questioning crypto enraged you.
Johnny was so happy about getting some of his portfolio into etherium, until Bob asked him about the intrinsic value of crypto currencies and Johnny felt a wave of crypto aggression coming on.

Crypto-colonialism 

Cryptocolonialism – A new breed of wealthy individuals that have amassed a fortune through cryptocurrency trading and mining that seek to re-domicile for advantageous tax treatment while unleashing their new found resources for purported positive impact.

More often than not Cryptocolonialists hail from San Francisco and exhibit that unique glitter pony unchecked optimism and fervor emblematic of the Singularity espousing technocrats endemic to the region. The naiveté of this movement is both endearing and makes you want to strangle Bambi at the same time. The positivity and assuredness of this demographic's ability to affect change is as strong and palpable as the spirit of the frontiersman in the days of Manifest Destiny when they so righteously slaughtered in the name of progress.
Crypto-colonialism is alive and well in Puerto Rico where droves of Crypto-colonialists are flocking to reimagine and resettle the island in a fashion similar to Burning Man and San Francisco in all of their glory.
Crypto-colonialism by chameleon December 10, 2017

Crypto-emotional Testiculary Identity 

The overbearing feeling in human psychology that makes one believe that their testicles are unnaturally small.
Hayley: I just feel that my balls...aren't as big as some of the other boys'.
Psychologist: Listen here you focking mong. The only reason your "balls" are small is because of the way you see them. If you view your balls as exceptionally large, then they will be. Currently, you suffer from a rare condition in females called Crypto-emotional Testiculary Identity which makes you retarded. Sorry, but that's just how it is.

Crypto King 

A term used to describe an individual who has made lots of money through investing in cryptocurrency.
Trizzy Trapz is the Crypto King having invested a lot of money in Bitcoin back in 2013.
Crypto King by CryptoAnalytics October 27, 2020