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cryptochronoconalyte

A strong strain of weed "custom" grown by JD

The name originates from a weed joke from Katt Williams
Damn this cryptochronoconalyte it some fucking dank ass bud.
by JD0x0 October 2, 2009
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cryptochondriac

a person who is actually hypochondriac in nature but pretends not to be so.
What? You are not anxious about your health? I know you are a cryptochondriac.
by uttam maharjan March 18, 2010
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cryptacunaconalite

best damn fucking weed you will ever smoke in your whole entire life and make your dick and balls hurting for a week
Bill: hey chris have you smoke that cryptacunaconalite yet?

Chris: yeah, my dick and balls still hurt from last week!!!
by Nate Hicks February 18, 2009
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criptachronakindalike

the response you get when asking over and over, "how good is this?" or "what is this? haze? dro?" Refering to marijuana.
"Its fucking pot and its good, shut the fuck up. What do I call it? I call it the CRIPTACHRONAKINDALIKE!"
by ALEXIAMARIECOPINALA March 24, 2008
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cryptochronolike

Good dank, trees, green, grass, or weed.
Yo where you get that shit son, that's some cryptochronolike!!!
by Christopher Raine Richardson October 23, 2008
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cryptachronacuttalike

"I got that cryptachronacuttalike nigga"
by c MILLS November 16, 2007
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cryptarchy

akin in general, overarching idea to those of anarchy, matriarchy, patriarchy, omnarchy, etc.

Good and Evil got into a fight. This got their buddy Entropy itself curious as to why, which caused (yup) a lil chaos (no, lol, not the Thani doomy kind, the thermodynamic and informational kind, for now.)

Chaos has now learned that G&E are the same fucking idiot trying to bite its own earlobe off, and thinks it should try to stop itself from doing JUST THAT!

Rook move, homeskillet. You’ll be with us all here in the cryptarchy soon enough (you’d better hope) or…

cryptarchy has JUST REALIZED in shaking horror that it somehow managed to realize |ahead of time| what anarchy was doing, and passed right through the Zone of Irreversible Annihilation (ZIA) femtoseconds before the omnocalypse.

cryptarchy cannot conceive of celebrating, understanding the mind of a Shaolin slightly better now. Stunned silence at the sheer improbability of its own pointless existence is all that moves the cryptarchy forward, and the cryptarchy has long since accepted this. All that choose the cryptarchy are all that are the cryptarchy. The cryptarchy for itself, if the cryptarchy even IS itself, whatever that may even be.
Person: You should be caught up in the things I tell you to be distracted by!
cryptarchy: EXISTS, AND THIS ALONE SUFFICES
p e r s o n: ahh okay huh. Ow your point is P O I N T F U L L Y p o o o Ii I n
by c August 20, 2020
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