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CrossFucked

That moment when you realize you should have scaled a CrossFit WOD because it's days later and you still can't walk down a flight of stairs or participate fully in activities of daily living.
I can't go to the bathroom without using the towel rack to pull myself up. I CrossFucked myself.
CrossFucked by xfitnutty September 1, 2012

Christfucker 

In its simplest form, Christfucker is a derogatory term for Christians. This can be used for any denomination of Christianity.
"That guy is a Christfucker." "Christian music is for Christfuckers."
Christfucker by Kacen September 10, 2006

Custofucker 

A slang term used by employees at a restaurant (mainly a fast food restaurant) to describe irritating or unpleasant customers.
My day at work today was pleasant, except for a few custofuckers that got mad waiting for their food when they clearly saw the long line ahead of them, but decided to order anyway.
Custofucker by asiankid2181 May 10, 2009

Crumbfuck 

n.,v. An act of anal-intercourse with someone who has not wiped their ass properly, thus forming a crusty brown layer over their anus, which crumbles with each thrust.
n. "The old homeless man was a good crumbfuck"

v. "I will crumbfuck my little brother tonight."
Crumbfuck by Benjamin Liu November 26, 2003

CuntFuckalo 

(N) Person guilty of comitting copyright infringment.
He was being a real cuntfuckalo

Crustyfucc 

A fucc that indeed is crusty
- When a crusty residue is left after hardcore fucc
'yesterday i slept with Shaun, it indeed was a crustyfucc