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christfuck 

Ultimate blasphemy. Used to express deep disbelief, extreme anger and boiling hatred. Ideal for expressing Sadean atheism and misanthropy. Similar to clusterfuck
"Christfuck, I hate conceited people and this stupid fuckin' world!"
christfuck by Dirty Harry December 14, 2004

Christmukkah 

The holiday combining Christmas and Hanukkah, created on the WB series, the OC by Adam Brody's half jew half gentile character, Seth Cohen.
It's a Christmukkah miracle!
Christmukkah by Lucy P January 9, 2008

Christcuck 

A ‘Christcuck’, is a man who has been cuckolded by the Christian religion and is weak in a way that causes others to suffer.

In the same way a cuckold invites other men into his wife, destroying his family, the Christcuck invites foreigners into his nation, destroying his community. The creed of Christianity declares that “there is neither Jew nor Greek”, and the Christcuck takes that to mean that borders are against the will of God. This has resulted in strong Christcuck support for importing refugees and migrants that then go on to commit horrendous amounts of crimes, causing suffering - as the Christcuck virtue signals.

The Christcuck makes a virtue out of being as pathetic as possible. They act as if their harmlessness made them morally superior, much like cuckolds argue that their lack of jealousy makes them morally superior.

Regular cuckolds go through a massive amount of cognitive dissonance on account of that other men fuck their wives. Cuckolds lie to themselves and to other people all the time – and so do Christcucks.

They also attribute the greatness of Western culture to their slave cult, and not to inherent qualities of Westerners. Their belief is proven false in two ways. Western culture was great before Christianity, as the Greeks and Romans showed. Moreover, other peoples who have become Christian didn’t become great, as shown by the failed African Christian nations.

The meek shall inherit Clown World.
A Christcuck believes "turn the other cheek" mean spreading your ass cheeks and letting yourself get fucked.

crustfuck 

"the guy over there is a crustfucking"
crustfuck by Nolan Ekberg January 11, 2009

christjacking

It's like mommyjacking, but instead of moms shoehorning their kids into Facebook status comments, it's Christians trying to shoehorn their faith into Facebook status comments.
Example of Christjacking:

"I have found a stress ball in a box of my old crap, and it feels good to squish it."

Reply: "That's great to crush stress! I claim that we are a stress-free nation. By the blood of the lamb. We are healed in Jesus' name!"

(credit to stfubelievers.tumblr.com for the example)

Christmukkahwanzaa 

Mixed celebration of Christmas, Hannukkah and Kwanzaa for Christian/Jewish/African American families.
We have a wide range of friends - Jewish, Christian, and African American!! We should have a Christmukkahwanzaa party; this way we won't offend anyone!!
Christmukkahwanzaa by Avril Showers December 24, 2006
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

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