Crusher

A 24oz can of beer of malt liquor

May or may not be found within a crinkled brown paper bag.

"Hey bro, if you're going to the store for papers, pick me up a crusher of Colt 45!"

by They call me K-Dub May 30, 2009

boob crusher

when someone squeezes you while hugging, or hugs so tight that 'it crushes your boobs' - people from walter reed -

Brandon L. IS the boob crusher.

by tropical london October 21, 2005

Chair Crusher

A overweight person who is so extremely fat, if they sit on a normal human chair it will be crushed by their massive girth.

dude 1 : Did you see that fat chick at the bar?

dude 2 : Yeah, she was a real chair crusher

by TV CAR July 25, 2010

boob crusher

The equipment used to perform mammograms. Some women have likened it to a tire running over their boobs, and having them squeezed into a box-shape thingy...

WOMAN: "It's that time of the year again... gotta go to the boob crusher..."

by Jason L. December 28, 2005

bean crusher

An individual who excels at giving beanjobs, i.e. the art of cunnilingus. Every woman wants one of these!

The word 'crush' can be used in conjunction with 'bean' as an action verb as well.

Prince Charming is a bean crusher.

Even assholes get second dates if they're bean crushers.

He crushed my bean all night long.

by Beanie Bunnies September 15, 2013

hoagie crusher

Really tight speedos worn by (generally Italian) males.

Dude, peep that hoagie crusher! Yo i got next on the waterslide!

by KFED April 30, 2006

Turd Crusher

One who partakes in any type of anal sex.

"Don't pick up the soap. Duane is a Turd Crusher!"

by Pud June 5, 2005