head crushing

A anti-social behavior where you pretend to crush a persons head between the thumb and finger held before ones eye; made famous by the Kids in the Hall.

Usually done to unlikeable people, but just as fun for random people.

The only way to protect oneself is to push hands up and down from your face.

I felt better after head crushing that jerk.

by asbee October 17, 2010

Sperm Crusher

Female who believes that her vaginal canal is too sacred for sperm to travel through while seeking moments of pleasure found by receiving hot fecal matter shat upon her boobs in the middle of sucking a cock to chew or crush the sperm as it exits the penis so she knows it has not penetrated her puun. "Definition of a researcher from the UTHSC in San Antonio Neurology Lab"

After their romantic fondue dinner, Sergio and Sonya headed back to their hotel room where Sergio's raging shits turned into a second course of fondue for Sonya. She wanted dessert so the "sperm crusher" sucked his cock to make the topping for her sundae which cannot be found at Baskin Robbins.

by Da Carpenter April 27, 2011

National Hold crushes hand day

On this day you get a freebie to go up to your crush and hold their hand

It’s national hold crushes hand day, so can I hold yours?

by The best animaljammer September 25, 2019

pussy crusher

Synonym for an active dick, penis, cock.

At the urinals:
Gabe: you call that thing a weiner?
Chris: no, I call it a pussy crusher.

Later in the day.
Kat: my boyfriend Gabe has one huge pussy crusher.

by DirtyNagsStain November 28, 2013

lowkey crushin

When you secretly have a crush on someone and don't wanna tell anyone

I'm lowkey crushin on my friends brother but I'm scared to tell her😢

by ima_shygirl1023 December 20, 2015

Crushed-Ass

Having sex like it's going to be your last time

Ya Gregg Gerb went home with this broad from the Beer Garden and Crushed-Ass

by JEFF GERB July 20, 2007

Crushnugget

Crushnugget is a word that can be used for anything. It can be used as a exclamation or a name. Its also the name of a club my friend and I made. If you ever need a nice Christian exclamation Crushnugget is the word for you.

“Omg she is such a Crushnugget”
“Oh CRUSHNUGGET!!”

by Evepoo May 29, 2020