Drunkitis

The most common reason for calling out of work.

Occurs when one partied too hard and perhaps too late and/or before realizing that the work day starts bright and early the next morning.

Often a side effect of having a really awesome time.

Symptoms include upset stomach, vomiting, regret, diarrhea, heartburn, irritability, and bad memories.

Chronic Drunkitis can lead to car accidents, STDs and in rare cases, pregnancy.

Drunkitis sufferer: "Sorry, I won't be able to make it into work today. I'm just not feeling good."
Co-worker of sufferer who made it into work: "That motherfucker..."

Concerned worker: "Tom is a good worker, if he would just stop calling out so much with Drunkitis he'd look much more favorable for the promotion."

by eceedubs December 24, 2010

Crunkstipated

When someone tries to dance but looks more like they need to take a big poop instead. This action may be accompanied by a look of intestinal distress upon the face of the Crunkstipated one.

Yo, check out Neils! that fool is Crunkstipated!

by Zen Starcher October 18, 2006

Krunkitis

A disease that your avatar can get in Krunker if someone kills you with a melee weapon

Ahhhh I've got krunkitis!!! now i'm all green!!!

by Cassius_☺ November 6, 2020

Chungitis

When you continuously lose on bad beats on sport bets.

“Man I was about to come up sick on my parlay, but then the Chungitis got me”

by RAAW310 December 15, 2020

crunkinitup

the noun form of when one is gettin real real crunk, fosheezie.

"see that cat in the party chuggin all the bacardi? he be crunkintup"

by Holla November 7, 2002

crunktivity

an activity involving alchohol

crunk+activity= crunktivity

beer pong is a crunktivity.

by jake mikula September 9, 2005

crunkies

Drunk chicks skanks who just got provolone cheese thrown at them.

Those crunkies smell like cheese and semen.

or

I just slapped me a crunky.

by Brad Mclain October 30, 2007