cumtastical

When something is so nice that it gives you the urge to cum on it with extreme vigor and force. These things can include but are not limited to wedding dresses, food, and white people.

You: "Dude that wedding dress is so cumtastical that I'm exploding in my pants just thinking about all the fabric I can ruin in one blow!"
Friend: "What in the actual fuck is wrong with you?"

by Fuhrer Sebadragosa X September 4, 2013

Cumtastic!

fantastic......but with a naughty twist, tastefully delicious in a sexual way

that pasta was cumtastic!

by lemonslemons December 2, 2019

chomptastic

Something that holds the qualities of being able to be chomped and also being fantastic.

That kettle corn popcorn is chomptastic.

by Snugglebunny's September 18, 2008

Craptastical

(adj) The descriptive word of crap.

"This food is craptastical"
"man, that's craptastical!"
"That is a craptastical definintion of craptastical!"

by Twalger March 25, 2005

Cumtastic

Something so amazing that it makes your penis produce sperm without ever going erect.

That movie was cumtastic!

by ...And Then I Stabbed Him August 14, 2009

creeptastic

Something that is delightfully creepy and weird

Girl: Hey do you see that kid following you

Friend: No why is he hot???

Girl: Yes I guess you could say so....

Friend: Creeptastic!!

by creeping through the night! September 13, 2009

Craptasticity

the ratio of the percent of crap in one variable to the percent crap in another variable

Saturday night helped reverse the effects of the overall craptasticity of last week

by KittyGrrl05 October 20, 2010