booty crumbs

Dried pieces of fecal matter and or toilet paper stuck to the hairs surroundingthe anus. AKA dingleberrys

booty crumbs are also known as dingleberrys

by David meister April 22, 2006

love crumbs

The side effect of lengthy love making were the natural lubricants of the partners begin to fail and "gum" up.

"Although she didn't mind the love crumbs, being chaffed to death was another matter.."

by gordy May 25, 2007

crumbshot

The small collection of crumbs at the bottom of a bag of crackers or chips that is eaten all at once in a flurry of flavor by turning the bag completely upside-down unleashing an avalanche of overseasoned deliciousness into ones mouth.

Alistair: are there any Dorito's left?
Clancy: no, sorry we just finished them
Hans: you can have the crumbshot if you want it...

by Freasy June 9, 2009

hair crumbs

Gross, flaky dandruff that flies off one's head.

Bob: "How was your date last night?"
Bill: "Good, other than every time Sally moved her head, hair crumbs flew off."
Bob: "Ditch her, bro."

by JefreeStar January 20, 2009

crumbsack

AkA/crumb-sack/n.Any marketable packaging of broken bits of a commodity generally sold in a complete form; A whole or parted commodity sold at sale below the usual market price in that the item consists of marketable piece-parts of the usual whole item purchased.

"I see the green cookies have sold out, can you make me a crumbsack from those broken pieces?"

"That's what I like about Juan, he makes a dang good crumbsack!"

by Dvielmancc February 10, 2006

crumby humper

(n.) to be in a situation that is similar to the crumbs of a cookie
(v.) to hump something so that it gradually disappears

person 1: dude after my leg got chopped off by that serial killer it hurt like hell
person 2: wow thats a crumby humper

Mr. Horney: I was really hard and crumby humped my stuffed animal to nothing

by Mr. Horney May 24, 2009

Crumbshot

A picture of home made bread sliced in half.

"He took a great crumbshot."
"That's a great crumbshot picture."

by Scheidecker2 March 16, 2019