Ted Cruzing

When you lick the asshole of a man that insulted you wife and family so you can keep a job you're shit at.

Joe was totally Ted Cruzing the manager in the break room after he offered Joe a promotion.

by UnknownAmerican November 6, 2018

Library cruzing

To walk around books in an cardigan, to grab the most interesting for your purpose, sit down by a big window, drink a mocha latte and alternate reading with surfing on your preferably small laptop, and now and then put some chocolate into your mouth.

(On the phone):

1: Hey man! What are you doing?

2: Im Library cruzing!

1: You got some nice spot?

2: Yeah! It's near a big window and there are some sweet honeys sitting next to me.

1: You know them?

2: Yeah! it's Virignia Woolf and Toni Morrison...

by Humpert Burf Humperslick March 9, 2010

Cruising

Cruising is just driving around with no clear destination, at low speed. Mostly, you cruise with your friends and just chill.

What ya doin' tonight? Dunno, probably cruising downtown with my homies.

by Laureenz May 28, 2011

cruising

a : to search (as in public places) for a sexual partner. b: to go about the streets at random but on the lookout for possible developments.

a: Let's go cruising the streets for a sex partner.
b :The cabdriver cruised for an hour before being hailed.

by Dennis James Perry August 8, 2003

cruising

trying to pick up someone for anonymous gay male sex

Larry Craig was arrested for cruising for sex in an airport bathroom

by jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj September 16, 2007

Dude Cruising

The act of a inebriated heterosexual male picking up other heterosexual males for man like activities such as racquetball, fishing, working out, and watching football.

It's mostly common in bro dudes at college partys.

Basically if you go to a bar and get a random guys phone number or facebook URL you've just dude cruised.

Chris was totally dude cruising Tom last night at the party.

by Hooffoot April 29, 2010

cruising

To drive in an vehicle aimlessly with no direction for an exended period of time.

Person 1: Hey wanna go for some ice cream?
Person 2: no man, I just wanna go cruising

by DarKj May 3, 2010