crusader kings 2

A black hole of time, do not venture close if you value productivity. Watch as the most virtuous person succumbs to murdering children for land and money. 10/10 will play for hours on end

"I should play Crusader Kings 2 and learn more about medieval times" *two hours later* "GOD, why wont this 12 year old marry my 56 year old king!? I only murdered her father and sold her mother into slavery!"

by kod15 January 26, 2014

Zombie Crush

Having a genuine crush on someone who's dead.

I don't care that Rita Hayworth is dead! I love her anyway--it's a hardcore Zombie Crush.

by Phuqit July 3, 2010

Crush

A secret burning desire to be with someone who you find very attractive and extremely special, with whom there's low or no chances at all of being a couple.

I can't walk straight when I see her, i might have gotten a crush on her.

by WarHammer97 April 28, 2016

Tom Cruise Technology

(TCT) n. Term referencing the height enhancing effect of shoes with a particularly thick heel/sole. Shoes employing TCT are typically worn by males who are vertically challenged. Derived from MBT (Masai Barefoot Technology) - a brand of footware which employs very thick soles - often bought by small men under the pretence that it is good for their posture.

Ride attendant rookie: Wow, Tom's looking rather tall. I didn't think he'd be tall enough to ride this roller coaster.

Ride attendant manager: Don't be fooled son. Look at those heels. He's using Tom Cruise Technology - or "TCT's".

Ride attendant manager (to Tom): Oi! Not so fast Maverick! Go feed your need for speed on the teacups.

by rocksigneous July 30, 2009

Daddy crush

Infatuation by a young woman (early to mid 20s) on a much older man in a position of authority. She may or may not be consciously aware of it. It can lead to irrational inexplicable behavior.

Wow, Jenny has such a daddy crush on her professor, but isn't even aware of it.

by mothergrogan November 13, 2009

crushcrushcrush

created by the song "crushcrushcrush" by Paramore. An intense heartbreak feeling after a love.

"crushcrushcrush. Nothing compares to a quiet evening alone. Just the one-two I was just counting on. That never happens, I guess I'm dreaming again. Let's be more than this."

by hornmeister November 26, 2007

Booze Cruising

The act of driving a vehicle while drinking any sort of alcohol. Beer is the main accepted form of drinkage for such a trip. A booze cruise can be a trip to the woods with no authority and hitting the trails to just driving down a highway with a little beer.

Guy #1: hey man, want to go on a drive?

Guy #2: sure man, want to booze cruise?

Guy #1: Fuck yeah, lets go to the indian forest trails though, I don't want to get caught booze cruising.

by Remixxxxer July 6, 2011