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Cuffed To A Pole

Cuffed To A Pole means to be in a situation in which someone likes you and forbids you from being with anyone else. Yet they will not date you and/or is dating other people.
Person 1: I heard her say he can't date anyone else. But she was out with another dude yesterday.

Person 2: yeah he's for sure Cuffed To A Pole with that one.
by LilMakMak3000 February 15, 2020
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chuffed

To be quite proud of ones self.
I just had my first backshot experience, i'm so chuffed!
by SOPHisACE November 21, 2001
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Chinese Finger Cuffed

Verb. A sexual act involving someone positioning themselves on their hands and knees in order to give oral sex to a man and receive it from behind by a different man.
My brother and I Chinese Finger Cuffed Hilary Duff last night. It was a real bonding experience.
by the anticool October 10, 2008
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Cuffed Jeans

If you’re gay, you wear cuffed jeans.
If you’re straight, you wear cuffed jeans.
If you’re any other sexuality, you wear cuffed jeans. Literally nobody cares. It’s fashion not a label.
Person 1: “Ooooh are you wearing cuffed jeans? Are you bisexual?”

Person 2: “Nah fam, I’m not bisexual. I just thought they were cool.”
by E of the PTC July 5, 2019
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Chuffed to Bits

The act of masturbating with a high quality watch strapped around ones penis (you must have small wrists to accomplish this). During this high sexual performance a man will attempt to ejaculate or have sex with his hand bound to his penis by a high class watch. Perforation of the genitals is common during this activity bleeding, vomiting, and diarrhea are all common side effects

One may insert additional watches in their rectum to achieve a larger orgasm.
"Hey mate I was just Chuffed to Bits over that watch you let me borrow"

"Dude that is disgusting just keep the damn watch"

"O I M8 thank you bruva!"
by willnotcallyou November 23, 2019
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Fur Cuffed

Fisting an extremely hairy, bushy anus up to the wrist line.

May also apply to fisting of an overly bushy vagina.
He bent over so I could fist his ass and it looked like a mink farm down there. So I got fur cuffed.

Rachel fur cuffed me last night with that hairy beaver of hers.
by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2018
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chuffed

Proud, or happy, or pleased with ones self or the situation.

Can also mean overly pleased with oneself (sarcastic chuffed) when it isn't deserved, if you're a chav.

Not to be confused with chuff, which can refer to a female's privates, or chuffpipe which can refer to anus/asshole, or chuffer, which is a insult or derogatory label for a person.
I'm chuffed to bits because I've just won 50 quid on a scratch card!
by bigperk January 7, 2016
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