crudge

a huge tit or nipple

That chick had a huge crudge!

by Tyler Niles January 13, 2008

cudgery

native australian aboriginal slang...
basically meaning i wanna have sex with u...but u can use it anywhere u fuckin want.
particularly heard on the streets of holes like darwin.

"common les go u one cudgery"
"i wanna cudgery that one frick"
"aye u one cudgery"

by jimmy smith jnr April 14, 2005

crudgemuffin

Scrooge was a crudgemuffin.

It means to be utterly sour of disposition, cranky unhappy, suffering and somehow still loveable.
I woke up this morning and my crudgemuffin husband happily was on his way out already.

I got up this morning to find my crudgemuffin husband had already gone for the day.

by Crudgemuffin December 6, 2017

Crugger

A gammy leg from kickin 6 year olds in the park.

Chloe can i be excused from doing this assignment i need to go and rub my crugger in the disabled toilets

by Domkarlsen February 3, 2020

Cruderism

Cruderism is the religion in which people choose to follow the unholy CruderTax. Known in a few communities but slowly becoming more relevant as more people join Cruderism each day. This religion is friendly and condones violence.

I just joined Cruderism, in support of CruderTax

by tobguin April 1, 2020

CruderTax

CruderTax is known for being an admin on a Minecraft server known as TreasureWars, on which he bullies small children and falsely bans them without any proof. CruderTax also owns the religion of Cruderism, where people choose to support him.

Man i just got falsebanned by CruderTax

by tobguin April 1, 2020

cludger

A person who should know how to do things, but fucks them up anyway, without consideration for impact it has on others.

Your Nan drives like a proper Cludger.

by GreatBigToe April 22, 2020