When a woman pegs her man in the ass, hitting his G-spot, while crouching over to simultaneously suck his dick. While this could be considered a domme act, the incentive is usually for the utmost enhancement of the man's pleasure, i.e., having his G-spot hit while getting head.
Last night I texted Kate telling her I had a stressful day at work. She said she had a special surprise for me. Well, dinner on the table and a massage was great, but once we were in bed, she really made my toes curl with this sex move she called the "crouching tiger." Best orgasm of my life. I picked out a ring at Jared's on lunch break. You can't just not wife that.
by freakylittleblonde20 June 16, 2013
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by makit May 13, 2005
Get the crouching wear mug.The act of dropping one's pants in public, then preceding to piss out of the ass in a can of some sort.
As soon as the bus stopped, Nicole busted through the door, dropped her undies, and pulled a "crouching tiger, hidden diarrhea" into a folgers can.
When Stacey dropped trow in the middle of Applebee's and pulled his empty can of peaches out I knew the whole restaurant was in for some "crouching tiger, hidden diarrhea."
When Stacey dropped trow in the middle of Applebee's and pulled his empty can of peaches out I knew the whole restaurant was in for some "crouching tiger, hidden diarrhea."
by tommy Ghostbuster February 22, 2011
Get the Crouching Tiger, Hidden Diarrhea mug.When a bowel movement at work that is so heinous in odor and volume that the dumper is inclined to lift his legs up into the crouching position so that no one will identify him by his shoes.
"I over-indulged at chili-fest last night, so this morning I had to pull a Crouching Tiger Hidden Dumper."
by Va-JJ January 13, 2014
Get the Crouching Tiger Hidden Dumper mug.while giving a girl the schocker (2 in the pink one in the stink) you lift her up and sit her down in a chair. Quickly remover your hand and ejaculate on her face. The while she is in shock of what just happened, crouch down and karate chop, once in the vagina and once in the face. Then shove your penis back in her mouth.
I was going away at her with my fingers and knew I was going to climax soon, so I gave her the crouching tiger hidden ninja to let her know who is in charge. Then however, I decided to go one step further and give her the strawberry shortcake. She was flailing on the ground and I could hear her dad coming up the stairs to see what was going, so I peaced the scene out the window. Thats when I seen her mother...
by Tiner Chen April 21, 2009
Get the crouching tiger hidden ninja mug.when you get out of the pool and your bottoms are soaking wet so you wrap the towel tightly around your waist and squat down so it squeezes all the water out
by thecrouchingtiger June 14, 2011
Get the crouching tiger mug.When a woman digs a hole in the middle of the living room floor and gets her boyfriend/hubby to come and gizz in the hole. Then the woman crouches over it and sticks her nose into the mess. While the woman is occupied doing this, her partner runs outside, gets a tree branch, brings it in, and starts giving the girl anal. While doing this, the girl must be making fox noises.
" Tammy, why is there a hole in the middle of your living room?"
" Oh, me and Jim tried out the crouching fox."
" Oh, me and Jim tried out the crouching fox."
by Spermicide February 10, 2008
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