When you stick two vibrators in mint jelly, and stick them both up vagina at the same time while she gives you a foot job.
Eddie: Im glad you broke up with that bitch, did you cross eyed rattle snake her?
Josh: No she had a tight ass pussy and couldn't fit it not to mention she was retarted.
Josh: No she had a tight ass pussy and couldn't fit it not to mention she was retarted.
by Mr. Fudgy Pudgy August 22, 2012
Get the Cross Eyed Rattle Snakemug. Act of a woman placing her breasts around a man's penis while he thrusts, usually pressing against the woman's chest. It gets it's name from the fact that, during the act, the woman's nipples point towards each other and the sensation for the man is similar to rubbing up against a teddy bear/pillow/etc.
I asked the girl for a cross-eyed teddy bear, when she looked at me confused, I told her I'd fuck her tits.
by ISwareAlanisSangIt January 10, 2014
Get the cross-eyed teddy bearmug. by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016
Get the cross eyed cripplermug. by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016
Get the cross eyed cripplermug. When a girl gets licked so good she goes cross eyed while the performer is speaking in tounges wile she cums on their face
I over heard Ron at the office telling Frank about giving the bosses wife a cross eyed clittylicker at the Christmas party last weekend.
by Nipple nose November 4, 2017
Get the Cross eyed clittylickermug. When a woman is doing a hand-stand while both kicking him in the eyes and giving him a blowjob until completion
“I have black eyes because my girlfriend gave me a cross-eyed mule kick!” - the cross-eyed mule kick
by BBC401 July 3, 2021
Get the The cross-eyed mule kickmug. by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016
Get the cross eyed cripplermug.