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gay cooties

1. When straight men think being too close to anything overtly feminine will make them gay

2. When straight men think associating with gay men will make them gay
1. Bruh don't wear that flowery shirt, it has gay cooties.

2. Derek's a nice guy but I don't want to get gay cooties from him.
by vwvw March 20, 2017
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cooties

an invisible bug thats on boys and girls
you get cootiefied after hangin out and being close to the opposite sex
you get very itchy
ahhh!!! clay gave me the cooties!!
by blehmonster August 7, 2007
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cooties

The word boys give to girls when they go through hormonal changes. The girl starts to like boys and the boys don't like it because they haven't gotten their testosterone boost. Cooties is another word for high estrogen levels.
Mario "She has cooties"
The bro "Her estrogen levels must be high"
by supermariobro22 April 12, 2015
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Cooties

Cooties are negatively charged particles. They are not the same as germs, or else they would not have different names. If you get too close to a cootie source you may be sucked into a cootie force field. Therefore stay away from all cootie sources i.e. boys.
I cannot come in contact with George because I do not want to be trapped in a forcefield of cooties.
by Cdebokx February 20, 2011
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Katie Cooties

Cooties given from a girl named Katie!
Matt: Hey Mark, whats that on your neck!! Mark: Yeah those are my Katie cooties.
by markm065 July 18, 2010
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hot cooties

A woman of hotness that includes, but is not limited to, the entire Persian race.
Example 1: Nina has hot cooties.
Example 2: All Persian women have hot cooties. However, Maryam does not have hot cooties because she is Persian.
by jofes11213 August 27, 2011
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Cooties in the Kitchen

A euphemism for a sexually transmitted infection. Less frequently used to refer to restaurant health code violations.
"I spent all of my hooker budget last night and now I've got cooties in my kitchen."
"She's pretty attractive, but she's definitely got cooties in the kitchen."
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