1. When straight men think being too close to anything overtly feminine will make them gay
2. When straight men think associating with gay men will make them gay
2. When straight men think associating with gay men will make them gay
1. Bruh don't wear that flowery shirt, it has gay cooties.
2. Derek's a nice guy but I don't want to get gay cooties from him.
2. Derek's a nice guy but I don't want to get gay cooties from him.
by vwvw March 20, 2017
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you get cootiefied after hangin out and being close to the opposite sex
you get very itchy
you get cootiefied after hangin out and being close to the opposite sex
you get very itchy
by blehmonster August 7, 2007
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The word boys give to girls when they go through hormonal changes. The girl starts to like boys and the boys don't like it because they haven't gotten their testosterone boost. Cooties is another word for high estrogen levels.
by supermariobro22 April 12, 2015
Get the cooties mug.Cooties are negatively charged particles. They are not the same as germs, or else they would not have different names. If you get too close to a cootie source you may be sucked into a cootie force field. Therefore stay away from all cootie sources i.e. boys.
I cannot come in contact with George because I do not want to be trapped in a forcefield of cooties.
by Cdebokx February 20, 2011
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Get the Katie Cooties mug.Example 1: Nina has hot cooties.
Example 2: All Persian women have hot cooties. However, Maryam does not have hot cooties because she is Persian.
Example 2: All Persian women have hot cooties. However, Maryam does not have hot cooties because she is Persian.
by jofes11213 August 27, 2011
Get the hot cooties mug.A euphemism for a sexually transmitted infection. Less frequently used to refer to restaurant health code violations.
"I spent all of my hooker budget last night and now I've got cooties in my kitchen."
"She's pretty attractive, but she's definitely got cooties in the kitchen."
"She's pretty attractive, but she's definitely got cooties in the kitchen."
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