crook

a crook is the same thing as a dirty chink. think about, slanted eyed, straight fucking crook.

omg look at that crook over there tryna kill the rabbit for some din din.

by Shane Hicks July 9, 2025

Crook

someone who is very sick

Omg I feel like a crook right now

by urmothermom March 19, 2026

Crook Guts

When you’ve been eating filth and have inconsistent and violent bowel movements accompanied by room clearing amounts of gas.

Fucking Linc forced me to have a HSP on Wednesday and now I have crook guts

by Henryc42 October 11, 2018

crook county

Refers to the county in which Chicago, Illinois resides. See also Strogerland.

I needed a job, so I paid somebody in Crook County off.

I had a job with Crook County, but I got Strogerzied.

by the crooked May 13, 2008

crook town

Crook town is a shithole full of chavs, emos and sluts. All you see is 10 year olds smoking or taking drugs. Barely any 12 year old virgins left in crook. A place where you will end up getting stabbed!

Crook town is scum and a shithole

by Meadows mafia lass June 25, 2014

Crook Vag

A crooked or otherwise misshapen vagina that can be attached to one's thigh or other nether regions

Jen Rodgers has a Crook Vag, Have you not seen that picture?

by Gilbert Goober December 31, 2007

crook ass

A person who's the culprit of a bad attitude, shit personality, and questionable life decisions.

He is giving me such a shit look, what a crook ass.

by Crook Nick October 15, 2016