by Jordan January 11, 2004

The software utility Cron is a time-based job scheduler in Unix-like computer operating systems. People who set up and maintain software environments use cron to schedule jobs (commands or shell scripts) to run periodically at fixed times, dates, or intervals.
by Enoch Light June 24, 2017

by Jake July 2, 2005

You are watching a really kick ass zombie movie and a really brutal death just occurs. Instead of saying, "awesome!" You could say crizzz-a-cron!
"That death was straight up crizzz-a-cron!"
"That death was straight up crizzz-a-cron!"
by aaron Mikel August 10, 2008

Sticking an ear of corn into a sexual orifice beginning with the broad rather than the tapered end of the corn.
"That girl has been walking funny for days, she must been given a double cron job."
"Hey, can you setup a cron job for me. I need it to happen twice a day from now on."
"Hey, can you setup a cron job for me. I need it to happen twice a day from now on."
by Jacksinn October 17, 2007

Friend: Debbie said she was staying home for New Years, but then she took her grandma to a rager and now they both have Covid.
Me: oh my cron
Me: oh my cron
by Maven Maven January 7, 2022

A colloquial for oral sex, usually the male recipient version. Metaphorically referring to the penis as "cron", LOLSpeak for a cob of corn.
by iamthefury February 25, 2009
