Chonce

Niall's fucked up way of pronouncing "chance" in the song "18" by One Direction.

Niall: "We took a chonce, God knows we tried."
The World: "ITS CHANCE YOU DUMB FUCK."
Niall: "weyhey."

by bluehairdontcare October 15, 2015

concast

An insult towards comcast, used to describe their poor service.

You guys have comcast?

MORE LIKE CONCAST. HAHAHA

by sunsnail July 6, 2007

Concavenator corcovatus

Concavenator corcovatus was a 20 foot long Carcharodontosaurid Carnosaur that lived in Spain during the Early Cretaceous(specifically 130 million years ago). Concavenator is unique among its relatives because of the distinctive spine on its back which was probably used for display, or supported a hump, or may have even aided in swimming as a sail. Along with this, Concavenator possessed knobs on it’s forelimb, which could be feathers; if the knobs are feathers, then Concavenator would be the first Carcharodontosaurid with evidence of feathers. Possible prey of the Concavenator included the sauropod Aragosaurus, mainly different species of Iguanodont, the stegosaur Craterosaurus, and Hypsilophodontids Hylaeosaurus, Stenopelix, and Valdosaurus. Pelecanimimus, an ornithomimid, may have also been on Concavenator's menu.

Concavenator corcovatus is still cooler than Spinosaurus aegyptiacus.

by WhoDatFreshBoi July 19, 2018

Cronchy Water

Cronchy Water (n): a type of water sold in many shapes and sizes. It has no flavor, and when even heat from the air is applied for long periods of time, it loses its cronch. Cronchy Water is often also added to drinks due to its cronchiness, and ability to make drinks cooler just by being in its presence. When eaten, Cronchy Water has a sort of crunch to it not too dissimilar from ice, but better. Cronchy Water also has it's own dietary plan called the "Cronchy Water diet".

"Hey man, i'm going out for food. want anything?"
"Yeah just a Cheer-wine with just a little Cronchy Water."
"C- Cronchy Water?? you mean ice??"
"... no... ice is dumb. I mean Cronchy Water."

by The King of Trash November 11, 2019

concealer stick

A subtle way to talk about a vibrator. Most men will think you are talking about make up

Jenny: oh looks like I need to pick up a new concealer stick

Brad: you spend too much money on make up

Jenny: but my concealer stick makes me happy... can I borrow 50 bucks? I need to get the one with two different ends on it

Brad: *hands over cash* hope this makes you happy

Jenny: *evil grin* you have no idea

by pdizzlewizzle May 22, 2016

Concacity

If or when a person or inanimate object has the audacity of being concave

How dare you accuse me of making up the word concacity...the concacity.

by Audacious Bodacious February 22, 2019

chonchburger

1.) (n.) A nasty or fat girl's vagina. Something you would never touch with a 10 foot pole. Named because it resembles a mushy hamburger.

"You couldn't pay me to touch that chonchburger!"-Brokencyde "A Hofosho"

by lovebiteaesthetic March 17, 2009