crittering

Crittering, now an extremely prestigious and rewarding sport, was born of several ingenious high schoolers at Wellsboro Area High School, which is located in northern Pennsylvania. This sport, which most heavily relies on booze, involves driving backroads all night, listening to 80's music, consuming exorbitant amounts of alcohol, and then when the time comes, running over and beating wild animals to death with sticks. The typical animal would be either a porcupine, an opposum, a rabbit, or skunk if we are feeling that hard (We usually are) The conventional weapon of choice is an object that is both heavy and blunt: medieval maces, axe handles, baseball bats, pieces of chairs with nails through them, and finally the most glorious of all weapons, the two-by-four. Camaraderie, self-sacrifice (Ed), and vehicular-sacrifice (also Ed) are also large components of crittering. When it comes down to it we just hate PETA and beat hippies. "For every animal you don't eat we're going to beat three."

"My god man, I can't believe how far that opossum flew through the air when you punted it. Crittering is the best sport on the planet!"

"It's not that I hate animals...I just really despise PETA."

"OPOSSUM!!!"

by BeatHippies July 21, 2008

Caitriona

A truly beautiful nerd who’s heart belongs to the ocean.

beauty and brains? Such a total Caitriona.

by Littlebluebug November 30, 2018

butt crittering

The act of anal penetration between 3am and 3:59am in a strangers house while howling.

Did you hear me last night yo? I was so at Mrs. Santos' house last night butt crittering

by Grandmascookiem1lk August 22, 2017

bro or hoe criteria

The things that determine whether a girl can be a bro or not. The criteria for this is if they are funny, interesting, or ok with being hit or made fun of. If she is just a hot woman with not personality traits suitable for the boys, she is a hoe.

Dude 1: Emma wants to join the boys

Dude 2: We need to check the bro or hoe criteria first.

by RiceFactory February 27, 2020

Chimerion

Enrugian dragon known for it's sub species, Cave Chimerion, which have bioluminescance to attract prey. See also
raver glowstick poi

Creations of Kasai krimson-katt @ deviantart

Check out that Chimerion! He's glowing Green!

by Kasai March 11, 2005

corterion

Corterion is the realest nigga anybody can ask for, he'll take you bitch and yo mama, he will give you some true facts you will need

Damn that nigga corterion just took Cedric girl

by De'Anthony(Mr.stealyogirl) May 20, 2018

Throckmorton Criteria

Based on the discredited medical terms "Throckmorton Sign " and "Anti-Throckmorton Sign," using Throckmorton Citeria basically means moving whichever way your johnson is pointed, i.e., on personal whim, or with baseless reasons.

Trump decided to re-open the US economic shutdown based on the Throckmorton Criteria.

by Meridienne April 11, 2020