Crickets

When you text/call someone and they don't respond. They are giving you "crickets"

I text him last night but he gave me crickets...

by houstonsocialbutterfly July 9, 2009

Critchellites

A slang term for almost leftists. Named for the totalitarian blue aliens on an episode of Samurai Jack who took over a peaceful, developed civilization from a resourceful and kind people and destroyed it with their retarded ways.

They implement mandates and lockdowns. Have you seen the inner cities? The prices of everything? Our toilet that is foreign relations? These Critchellites will destroy the whole world before they give up power.

by ToadSlanger December 5, 2021

Crickets

occur when you call or text someone and they never text you back.

From the cricket noise *chirp chirp* which you can only hear in a quiet room.

I tried to call that guy that I hooked up with and all I got was crickets.

by LMac311 February 25, 2009

dick crickets

Commonly known as crabs. Some other sever cases are known as saber tooth dick cricket.

"man that girl gave me the dick crickets."

by Randall L. September 21, 2007

pussy crutches

What a girl requires when she is fornicated so hard her pussy is too sore to allow her to walk properly.

Daniel: That girl is so hot. I'd fuck her so hard she'd be in pussy crutches.

by beakasdf July 25, 2010

Ass crickets

When you have ass crickets, you are jumpy or nervous. Also to say irrelevant things.

Were you saying something, or was it the ass crickets again?

by Cleatus March 9, 2003

Cooter Crickets

Noun. Object. Rolled bits of toilet paper stuck on your pubes due to unsatisfactory wiping techniques. Can also be called "cootie crickets" as in the old sled dogg song "crotch cooties and cooter crickets forever."

Go take a bath babe, you're crawlin with cooter crickets!

by ginger petunia November 29, 2003