crisser

Verb created from criss. May be the most used swear-word in the Province of Québec, as it is used for almost everything.

Also, consider :
crissement as an adverb,
criss or crisse as an adjective,
criss or crisse as a name

a) Où est-ce que j'ai crissé ça?
b) Je m'en crisse.
c) Qu'est-ce que tu crisses?
d) Il y a un chat qui s'est crissé devant le char.

Also :
a- J'ai crissement hâte à vendredi.
b1- C'est un criss de cave.
b2- Ouin, c'est une crisse de belle fille.
c- Hey, c'est le petit criss!

by Nihb June 13, 2005

Crisse

Quebecois swear word, derived from Christ. See also criss.

Noun: T'es un p'tit crisse.
Verb: Crisse-moi patience!

by Jerryfie January 12, 2006

Christ Crispies

Communion is the rite that Christians perform in fulfilment of Jesus' instruction, recorded in the New Testament to do in memory of him what he did at his Last Supper. Jesus gave his disciples bread, saying "This is my body," and wine, saying "This is my blood." Christians generally recognize a special presence of Christ in this rite, though they differ about exactly how, where, and when Christ is present. The word "Eucharist" is also applied to the bread and wine consecrated in the course of the rite. The "Bread" is usually a thin small wafer that is unremarkable in taste and appearance. So to remedy this I came up with a tasty solution that will bring Jesus to the breakfast table.

Christ Crispies-
A bowl of communion wafers and milk. A balanced diet of nutrition and dogma! Provides 100% RDA of Vitamin JC. Kid tested Pope approved.

So I was stuck in church the other day and all they had to eat was Christ Crispies....

by GenChaos October 17, 2006

Rice Crispie Treats

A clone of rice with sticky residue all over it.

(WARNING: CAN BE MORE ADDICTIVE THAN HEROINE)

"Hey what are you hooked on?"
"Rice Crispie Treats"

by AVietnamese August 6, 2009

Chrissiepoo

A good way to either flatter any girl named Chrissie, or just annoy them for fun.
Chrissiepoo is a great nickname for any sex god, even if she doesn't know when to stop...
Although, out of the bedroom, Chrissiepoo's are fun, sweet and really know how to have a good time.

Guy: Heeeey Chrissiepoo, how are you?

Chrissiepoo: SHUP!

by Malicrss April 22, 2009

Cryssie Thing

The most disappointing thing anyone can do.

Thing- oh wow that was a thing

Cryssie thing- wtf was that dude? That was so fucking stupid wtf, you have officially disappointed your ancestors and brought inexplainable dishonor on your family.

Dude that was such a cryssie thing.

by TaintedMarshmellow September 13, 2018

lip crispies

Another word for herpes.

"I banged that she-male the other night and woke up with lip crispies!"

by tastysalami88 November 19, 2011