Crippleshits

(Noun) A sudden, explosive movement of the lower bowel that's barely arrested by a strong and nimble brown eye sphincter.

However, the casualty's lucky break is short-lived as the ordeal becomes a private and painful contest between voluntary and involuntary strength.

Symptoms vary by severity and may be evidenced by an awkward forward gait produced by one or more of the following conditions: Clenched buttocks, locked out knees, stiffened toes and protruding upward, a upward-tilted pelvis, grunting/moaning, wild eyes, a sense of impending doom or hopelessness, and unremitting inquiries for nearest bathroom, broom closet, back-alley, or car wash.

Untreated, this condition invariably leads to Sharting.

"Hey Joe, why you walkin' like that? - you bust your knees?"
"Ooof! Ooof! Got the crippleshits ! Where's the can?"

by The Cobra Snake October 29, 2015

Crispyness

The attitutde of being adventurous and up for new things. A riotous spree in conquest for fun. A level of crispyness can be obtained by unquestioningly joining your friends in causing mischief and shenaniganry. Unruly behaviour for the enjoyment of enveryone involved is often part of crispyness.

Polly, where is your crispyness, stop lying on the bed when I've got a bottle of Kahlua and we're going to the best party of the year!

by Dr-P November 2, 2010

Bloody jollywhap bumberknuckle codswallop bloopyblam crispers

What British people call potato chips.

Person 1: Oi, mate! Did you know that Americans call bloody jollywhap bumberknuckle codswallop bloopyblam crispers "potato chips"?!

Person 2: Really? No way!

by Acoolboy February 27, 2022

Schenectady Crispies

A cereal that's so freakin' good, it tastes twice- Once in your mouth and once in your esophagus.

I love Schenectady Crispies

by Phil H. September 8, 2003

crispies

Money, esp a 1 dollar bill; a single.

So named because of the crispiness of 1 dollar bills.

Also diminutive because $1 isn't a lot of money.

"I'd pay up to 15 crispies to see what her boobs look like" said Jamal.

by AndyFox1979 August 3, 2007

fresh crispies

brand new all white shoes espically airforce ones

"Sheiit, Imma bust out dem fresh crispies for the dance."

by Check X May 19, 2006

black rice crispies

Rice Crispies- one of the most common cereals in the world. Mainly eaten by children with milk. At the bottom of the bag of cereal is usually some sort of toy promotion. A Black Rice Crispie is a burnt Rice Crispie. When you are little, your parents force you to eat them, telling you it will make your hair curly.

4 Year old Black Rice Crispie Finder:

Mummy!!! Theres a black bit in my rice crispys!

Mummy: It's okay, thats the good one. It'll make your hair go curly

4 Year old Black Rice Crispie Finder:
But i dont want my hair curly..

Mummy: JUST EAT IT!

by Emma the sexy beast May 27, 2005