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crimped

"your parents won't let you come out? that's crimped."
by kajuri descantingam February 22, 2008
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Crimping

An act of movement outside the norm, such as scooting, creeping, or duck-walking.
Joey, began crimping down the hallway, catching everyone's attention with this strange spectacle.
by comeonpeople October 11, 2016
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Crimp

A person with limited abilities. They are often seen as less intelligent and can be used as replacement for "retarded".
I heard Kevin is a Centrist. He's such a crimp.
by superfantasticswagbitches January 17, 2020
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Crimping

A form of scat singing performed by two or more people. The origins of the crimp are commonly credited to Vince Noir and Howard Moon of The Mighty Boosh. But some credit the 1988 Tom Hank's film 'Big' as introducing crimping to the world. Crimps are as previously mentioned, sung by at least 2 people, are contain no "real" music (i.e. acapella), and often contain somewhat surreal lyrics that portray an event which happened to a crimper. The term crimping was coined in a Season 3 episode of The Mighty Boosh, during a scene in which Vince and Howard crimp to two imposters who quickly plagiarize the duo. They later beat them in a crimp-off.
Crimpity crimpity now now
Crimpity crimpity ask me how
Crimpity crimpity humble pie
Crimpity crimpity ping dong
paping ping tong
Crimpity crimpity ping pong

(taken from the crimping freestyle from The Mighty Boosh)
by das idiot June 25, 2009
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Crimp

The act of cutting off ones poo mid-evacuation using ones anal sphincter
"I had to crimp that one right off as i was late for the bus"
"I had to crimp that one off abit early or ide have choked that hoe"
by Big jakesy and little jakesy October 3, 2005
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Crimps

‘Crimps’ another term for grim or disgusting used to describe someone’s /something’s appearance.( Gang term )
Oh dude that gal is crimps pretty sure she’s a hooker
by Crackheadsandra November 8, 2017
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Crimp

A crimp is when a pimp gets a severe cramp anywhere on his body
The swaggy pimp got a horrible crimp
by UltraHerp July 24, 2014
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