Peach Crickets

Crabs, Vagina Bugs, Form of STD for women

The Girl has Peach Crickets.

by Dexter Hulk October 13, 2015

Cracked out

The state of mind of someone who is wide awake yet mentally exhausted; usually as a result of being under the influence of stimulants for long periods of time.

Midterm exams are finally over, but now I’m too cracked out to sleep or do anything fun

by R0€K3T March 16, 2019

candy cracked out

After playing candy crush all day the individual can not fall asleep due to visuals of candy dancing in your head

Im all candy cracked out and didn't sleep at all last night every time i close my eyes all i can see is that fucking game!

by rtrmike November 11, 2013

lip cricket

Genital crabs transferred to a mustache or beard

Dude has lip crickets in his stash

by Stevie G Spot January 9, 2016

Content with a life of cricket and lunch

Someone who lives a very narrow and limited existence. Where the most they may be concerned with could be sumarised as cricket and lunch.

'Why do spend all of your free time reading those boring books nerd?'

'Because I, unlike you, refuse to be content with a life of cricket and lunch'

by GoATMoN July 11, 2009

Noisy Cricket

The tiny gun given to J in MIB that causes a bigger explosion than your average brick of C4.

Zed: Kay, give the kid a weapon.
-Kay opens a chest filled with intergalactic guns. He picks up a large rifle-
Kay: A Series Four De-atomizer.
Jay: That's what I'm talkin' about.
Kay: -picks up a very tiny gun and gives it to Jay- Noisy Cricket.
Jay: -stares the weapon in disgust- Hey, Kay, nah nah. Come on, man, y-you get a Series Four De-atomizer and I-I get a little - little midget cricket?
Kay: -notices Jay is pointing the gun in his direction- WHOA! kid...
-grabs the arm Jay is holding the weapon with and points it away from him-
Jay: Feel like I'm gonna break this damn thing.

by zomiaen October 25, 2008

Tickle your Cricket

An Asian euphamism for masturbation, self gratification. One may only tickle their own cricket. Once tickled by it's master, the cricket will stand at attention.

Dude, I totally walked in on this guy tickling his cricket. Do you tickle your cricket?

by R2John2 May 3, 2009