cribbagehead

Has cribbage on the brain.

Are you a cribbagehead? You are if you:

are a member of the American Cribbage Congress
are a member of a Grass Roots club
play cribbage three or more times a week
know the difference between Nibs and Nobs
have traveled more than 500 miles to play cribbage
have a trophy area in your house
have read a cribbage strategy book
own a cribbage strategy book
dream about cribbage know which cribbage player has the middle name Royland
own four or more cribbage boards
have made a custom cribbage board

1–3 wanna-be cribbagehead
4–6 fledgling cribbagehead
7+ certified cribbagehead
(based on an idea submitted by Geoffrey Rezek of Darien CT)

Our cribbagehead card group meets weekly to play cribbage.
An authoritative source for “cribbagehead”—page 34 in the December 2023 Cribbage World!

by cribbagehead November 30, 2023

CRIBBAGED

CRIBBAGED: When you are pegged so hard that it's like a cribbage board.

I Heard Last Night, Jared was

CRIBBAGED!!!
They Pegged him so Hard.

by DJ.JAM-EZ April 21, 2024

Crabbage

When a guy has crabs and wants to hook up with another girl but has excess baggage to deal with.

Guys at the jersey shore in Normandy Beach hitting on girls but they've got Crabbage so they get denied!

by snookishore May 1, 2010

Crabbage

The act of two men having deep, passionate sex behind a shack after each has consumed a hot bowl of crab (preferably in the east coast, as the west coast doesn’t have fish)

“Dude like me and this guy just had bomb crabbage last night“

by ReallyCoolHistoryTeacher March 25, 2022