Creant

A law-abiding citizen
Goody Two-Shoes
Opposite of miscreant

"You see that kid picking up litter off the street?"
"Yeah, he's a real creant"

by jjfeu June 17, 2012

cretage

An individual who is highly tweaked from consuming a certain substance. This word can also often be declared after a lung shattering dab has been taken.

Amfon: “holy fuck Bradley, that was a fat dab!”

Bradley: “yeh. Cretage bro.”

by Skooba123 November 27, 2020

cretin

Severe mental retardation caused by a major deficiency in the thyroid gland.

A rather entertaining insult used by intelligent people to describe people who won't get the meaning of the insult even after a second or third explanation.

Intellectual: "You're rather cretainous, aren't you?"
Cretin: "HUR?"

by J-FizzleNizzle December 16, 2008

cretino

Cretino is an Italian word for someone who is acting like an idiot, dumb or generally a person of low intelligence.

tu sei cretino!

by MagicMiguelo December 5, 2015

cretnopracal

To lick thumb and then put in anus while watching the golden girls

Man i was watching the golden girls and i busted a cretnopracal

by Uncle Malow March 18, 2003

turtle cretin

A person who is completely stupid and meaningless, when this person is tapped un-knowingly on there head there head will retract into there neck like a turtle. Also they excrete a odour that resembles perspiration, body odour and feces.

“Lee is a complete turtle cretin”

by wee joby August 10, 2009

Cretin Troll

Someone who uses UrbanDictionary as their own private forum.

Help Rid This Site of Cretin Trolls

by ME!! June 26, 2006