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Criston

"Wait, is that Criston running down the road?"
"I think so...I heard he beat Forrest Gump in a foot race."
by The incredibles October 20, 2012
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Cresten

A combined mass of plastic bindings that wiggles periodically. Also is good at taking latin tests.
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by Aaron January 17, 2005
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Cheston

adj. ; n.

pronounced chest - in
usually male, claiming to have natural six packs. lacking in both masculine qualities and rational thought.

Has a rare exasperated laugh. Only excited from the smell of pearl milk tea or the sight of Miley Cyrus.

Died a little bit when she stopped Twittering.

Usually found wearing jeans with holes in them.
I already pre-ordered my Miley Cyrus tickets.

Oh wow, that's so Cheston of you.

Hey, did you see that Cheston walking by?

Quit pulling a Cheston.
by Professor Yaddada December 1, 2009
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Cresonia

wow, she's so Cresonia.
by :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 April 2, 2013
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Caeston

A lazy rock, just stis around all day and does nothing
That kid in my class is such a caeston, lazy good for nothing
by Ahcholic_Robot September 25, 2018
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Cresting an Acorn

Attempting to defecate while heavily constipated and only the tip of the shit is exiting the rectum.
Hold up Bro I’m cresting an acorn in here!
by Timithin November 24, 2020
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Cresto

Crestoing ain't easy but it sure is fun.
by anonymous November 21, 2021
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