Cheesus

It is the holy spirit of Cheese. Many cheese-makers pray to him, and believe that he alone has the power to turn milk, into cheese.

Thank Cheesus, the swiss is holey!

In the name of Gouda, we praise Cheesus.

by Phiduo June 2, 2009

cheesus

Exclamation given to deride extremely cheesy/corny moment, usually shouted midway through pathetic films

Oh Cheesus! why are we watching this crap?

by Monodon July 27, 2004

Cheesus Crust

Come on he is the son of Glob. He dried on the cross for our sins.

Cheesus Crust! That scared the shite out of me.

by Max. Layton August 19, 2008

creepussy

its like a bussy but from a creeper

guy 1: man i want some creepussy
guy 2: bro... same
guy 3: how did i ever end up in this place

by morbinmogus July 1, 2022

cheesus

a cheeto that was found that looked like Jesus praying.
was actually found by a preacher who made a little box for it.

when the portly preacher was slamming some cheetos he almost bit Cheesus in half.

by tommyd "cheesus" March 27, 2008

cheesusaurus rex

A mythical beast that is a dinosaur version of jesus christ and also happens to be made of cheese.

OMFG!! the cheesusaurus rex just crushed my car! And he also forgave my sins afterward.

by choppy mctreedown December 30, 2008

Cheesus Christ

A God at Gaming, simply put it; He is the God of Cheese and a God at Gaming.

Bill: Have you heard of Cheesus Christ?
Carl: lmfao what?
Bill: Cheesus Christ, The God of Cheese.
Carl: Nigga you gay

by Cheesus.Christ April 27, 2019