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Spite Creaming 

The act of cumming, but only to the dismay of a group (or less) of people.

commonly used during NNN (No Nut November)
"WTF no hatecrimes you can win NNN D: "

"No *cums on the last day as an act of spite creaming*
Spite Creaming by RandoDefinesWords November 30, 2022
someone who's so turned on by something or other that they begin to produce some pre-cum/fanny juice.
I can feel myself creaming when britney is performing.
creaming by Mistra September 1, 2003

creaming my jorts

A phrase popularized on the site quotev dot com, that typically means that you're excited, find something cool etc. Its used in place of statements such as "thats so cool!" Or "they're so hot!"
omg is that kite hxh? Im literally creaming my jorts rn.

creaming the pasty 

Creaming the pasty is when you commence an action that your anal hole obtrudes solid excretory product, evacuated from the bowels. Then the dark steaming night soil lacerates the bowl, then the reservoir douses the droppings in liquid prevailing the night soil to be liquified in a rancid bath of micturate and diddly squat.
*in History class*
teacher: you should be revising even when while creaming the pasty
kallum:*sniggers*
conor:*sniggers*
creaming the pasty by muph October 12, 2021

Creaning 

Spending so much time at the tanning salon that your skin appears orange.
After another session of creaning, he looked like a cross between Tom Arnold and an Oompa Loompa.
Creaning by illinoisportsfan April 30, 2009

Creaning 

kicking a player off the team.

See also: Spring Creaning: the annual creaning that takes place in spring to make room for more players.
Once again, Crean's season is over before the NCAA tournament begins. Looks like it is time for spring creaning. Better tell his players to start looking for back up plans in case they get spring creaned.
Creaning by IU SPAStastic August 4, 2009