Cleveland Creamsicle

Saving your jiz in a popsicle mold in the freezer until you have enough make a Cleveland Creamsicle

After six weeks I had enough to give Alicia's snatch my Cleveland Creamsicle. She absolutely loved it except for the large puddle of splooge that soaked the couch cushion

by bwanab December 16, 2008

whatever creams your twinkie

Synonym for "whatever floats your boat".

This is a phrase that often means whatever "soothes your soul" or whatever "works best" Aka- Whatever you feel like doing.

"Stefanielikes Sprite. Whatever creams her twinkie dude".

by Dr. B June 10, 2005

Creamsticking

The act of shoving a long john or cream stick donut on to your partners cock and jerking him until he finishes in the donut. Upon which, the donut is consumed.

That donut looked so good, i'd give it a good creamsticking before I ate it.

by neck_chat March 21, 2013

whatever creams your corn

another phrase that means whatever you prefer, are into, makes you happy, works for you, etc...

Big game hunter: "Dude, that girl is HOT!"
Wingman: "She's like 300lbs...but whatever creams your corn - get on it."

by urbaniam August 27, 2011

Jarful Of Assorted Creams

A Slut E.G prostitute or dirty bitch that does not believe in washing for weeks on end

1. Your hot sister looked good till she opened her legs and revealed her jarful of assorted creams

2. I went to the half price prostitute parlour and found a cadbury creme egg between her legs

by Fucken Wrong Kunt August 21, 2009

Creamster

A chronic masturbator. A person that masturbates more often than not, frequently to images in magazines or internet porn.

What a Creamster! He's been on-line looking at porn and jacking off for hours!

by Joshua Schroeder December 19, 2009

beaner creams

Any form of prescription creams/lotions that are bought in Mexico usually to avoid high prices.

Guy 1: "Dude, what cream did you use for your acne?"

Guy 2: "A whole bunch of Beaner creams dude"

by Daccracker August 3, 2011