Clutching

When you are flashing a strap but don't pull the trigger or shot to kill.

Brah this nigga pulled up on me at the gas station and was clutching fool he saw I had my strap and got back in his car and peeled off.

by Jmarie Sunshine Payme June 18, 2018

pearl clutching

The phrase "pearl clutching" means being shocked by something once-salacious that should now be seen as commonplace. It is used to dismiss someone as being prudish, uptight, or otherwise too conservative in their thinking

“Amusingly, upon the various perfume boards there’s been a little bit of pearl clutching going on about the concept of a marijuana perfume.”

by UrbanTourist October 8, 2016

Cracking Ass

When a person comes over, lays down a big fart and leaves, telling the others he will be back.

Dan and I were talking to a customer when Jim came over and decided that Cracking Ass was a good idea.

by joefromsc March 12, 2009

ego crashing

Streamer bfk_fer1yfe's defition for when a driver's ego is too big to maneuver out of an iminent, perfectly avoidable car crash, so they just keep going forward trusting that the other driver will avoid them.

These dogs Nissan Altima drivers could have avoided hitting each other but ended up ego crashing. Hello or no?

by RPFMyHalland November 17, 2022

cracking plur

A cracking plur is an amazing football with real skills.

Wow Cristiano Ronaldo is an absolute cracking plur

by Hugo sniffer July 31, 2017

cracking me up

Making me laugh

You are cracking me up!

by bradk October 1, 2013

Catching Leet

The act grabbing your genitalia at 13:37, every day, as a ritual. One of many Tour Nome traditions.

Some dude: "Why the hell did you just grab your dick?"

Cool Guy: "Well it is 1:37, which is 1337, and that's Leet. When you grab your dick at Leet, Tour Nome gives you His protection. I've been catching leet for years. Havn't gone a day without it."

Some dude: "Awesome, I can't wait until its leet again! "

by Hope707 June 14, 2010