Crackyard

1. The backyard of that one junkie neighbour that always drinks and smokes

2. The yard that the guy who sells drugs lives at

Joey: Our ball landed in Mr. Johnson’s house
William: Nah forget it! We’re not going into that crackyard just to get that cheap ball back

David: I’d like some cocaine
Dealer: Nah bro! Keep getting caught selling drugs here, you have to visit me in my crackyard to get it
David: FUCK!

by This-user-likes-pvz October 13, 2023

Craspy

1.When something is extremely crispy and hard to the touch, a higher level of crispiness.

1.Carlos used so much Dippity-do in his hair it became "craspy". He liked it this way as no hair would be out of place for his big date.

2. Janets hands were so dry they were craspy.

by Rex212 May 12, 2009

cranky grandma

A cranky grandma is when one stands against the wall and their partner does a handstand and proceeds to fart in the other person's mouth.

That guy just did a cranky grandma to my sister. I'm 'bousts to whoop his ass.

by goochy January 19, 2006

Cranky Ass

an itchy anus when one does not fully wipe.

Mary developed an irritating case of cranky ass because she ran out of toilet paper.

by Jake November 8, 2003

CrankyWagon

CrankyWagon is a term in which refers to a time when any Canadian with the first name "Grace" rides in a wagon with the internet meme "grumpy cat"

"Hey look bro!! It's the CrankyWagon!! Lets throw maple syrup at it!!"

"Should you ever witness such a CrankyWagon, please, do shout out KRANKENWAGEN at your loudest and throw maple syrup."

by AtomicGrace September 2, 2013

crankypated

(adj)

To be cranky and constipated.

Person 1: "Sorry about that, I'm just feeling crankypated today.."

Person 2: "Today? You're always full of shit!"

by KungFuLambda January 6, 2022

Cranky Kanky

Mckenna watson

Mckenna watson is cranky kanky

by bootyjoody636483 February 21, 2022