Crashware

An application, program, or other piece of software that glitches and crashes every two seconds.

Usually Microsoft products.

Hakim: Dude, Internet Explorer has this cool new feature where if you--

Chris: Wait, you use Internet Explorer? That bloated piece of crashware is probably the shittiest web browser on the market!

by King Theo April 22, 2011

Mall Crashing

Being Anti-Social and Trolling at a shopping mall

On a Day out Mall crashing you would push people over dressed up as hotdogs, scare people by hiding behind the rails in primark, etc.

by Rgreener November 1, 2011

Airbnb crasher

Term for the sociopathic practice of hanging out at a heavily trafficked tourist spot and eavesdropping someone’s Airbnb plan to hit it first.

That guy’s a straight-up Airbnb crasher, he does it every weekend.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 14, 2019

CRASH DUMMY

Any individual who knowingly and repeatedly puts themselves in dangerous situations without any consideration of strategy, tactics, or self-preservation.

If you want a raise, don't be a crash dummy and go one a one-man strike.

by EchoedOut September 17, 2015

Crash a party

1. Attending a party uninvited or after asking for an invite.

2. Show up at a party uninvited or self invited and do something remarkable.

Mike crashed the new years eve party in his alligator suit. In many cases nothing remarkable is planned or happens when someone claims to crash a party.

by Anonymous (not Jason Legako) January 31, 2015

crasexican

A hybrid between the words crasian and mexican. Often found in dumpsters because they are unwanted.

Aaron- "Yo homes I hear ya got that crasian pregnant"

Riccardo-"Yea looks like we got another crasexican on the way."

Aaron- "Shit man, those things give me the creeps."

by the voice of the common cock December 15, 2010

allnighter crash

The moment an allnighter high disappears, leaving you feeling like a hollow shell of a man (or woman), filled with regrets. Can happen instantaneously; one minute your waxing philosophical about the oeuvre of David Cronenberg, the next minute you're lying on the ground sobbing. Usually followed by an impenetrable midday nap.

Greg was doing fine until his allnighter crash kicked in. Now we have to hide the good knives...

by someguywithajob December 17, 2011