crapidation

An advanced state of fear or uneasiness about the future or a future event that leaves one with irritable bowel syndrom; beyond trepidation.

Bob: The regional manager wants me to put in for this promotion and sadly, I think I'm likely to get the job.

Sue: That's great news, right? You don't sound too pleased.

Bob: Well, the pay is much better but I'll have to manage a bunch of slackers that all hate me. I was so nervous about it today that I sharted myself.

Sue: Bummer, it sounds like you are harboring some serious crapidation over the whole thing.

by His Majesty, The Quickness August 5, 2010

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crapitulation

Giving up and agreeing to something terrible because caring is hard.

Vivian's attempt to avoid Comic Sans in their press kit ended in crapitulation when it became clear that victory would involve meetings with management.

by sofauxboho November 2, 2011

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Creputation

Ones reputation based on their creps (trainers/shoes). A good shoe collection equals a good creputation.

"Looking fly brudda, your creputation is on point."

by crepman June 21, 2012

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Copulation Cop

A Copulation Cop is an person that is completely against the act of sex. As a result they do everything in their power to make sure nobody else is able to get any type of action. (ESPECIALLY BEFORE MARRIAGE)

Your dad is such a Copulation Cop; I can’t believe he set up cameras in your room to monitor you.

by Greenbriar29 March 7, 2023

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