Crappuccino 

when you take a shit in your friends cappuccino when they go to the bathroom.

*guys walk into the cafe and get cappuccinos*
1st guy: "Hey I gotta go take a piss. Watch my cappuchino would ya?"
2nd guy: "Sure."
*1st guy goes into the bathroom*
*2nd guy takes a shit in the other guys cappuccino.*
2nd guy: "Man he will be so mad about me making him a crappuccino!"

Crappuccino by Mityxm March 14, 2011

crappacino 

Any drink that is associated with coffee but tastes absolutely aweful.

It does not necessarily have to be from Starbucks.

See Aneeta's definition.

EVERYONE KNOWS THAT TOM THUMB'S CAPPACINO'S BETTER!

Ewww! This espresso is crappacino-MAJOR!

crappacino by Colonel_Cheesemonkey January 2, 2007

Cappacino 

The act of doing a drive-by in downtown chinatown.

Dude1: Whoa! check it out i just capped-a-chino.

Dude2: C'mon its MY turn to cappacino

Cappacino by jimbob9001 February 20, 2007

Crappaccino 

The coffee you get at little garage's and rest spots. It looks like you may just have enough coffee in your hot water to make it coffee, officially. Usually vile, watery muck. Not recommended to ask for a Crapacinno when at work.

Customer at rest stop: Can I have a Crappaccino please?

Server: A what?

Customer: You know, a "cappuccino"?

Server: Oh, that!

Crappaccino by EvelynTurtleDove January 7, 2011

cappucino stain 

A moustache that looks similar to the one that attempts to grow on prepubescent boys' upper lips.

Women can also have these.

'Dude, my moustache is coming through nicely!'

'Mate that's a cappucino stain at best.'

cappucino stain by 1D are fucking awful March 18, 2014

Crappuccino 

A play-on words on cappuccino, a type of caffeine drink. Specifically talking about the ones they serve at McDonalds, because you pay $2.50+ for one and it tastes like sugary, foamy, water.

Cashier: Here's your cappuccino. That will be $3.10.

(Customer takes sip of drink, disgusted by taste)

Customer: Guh! $3.10 for a crappuccino?!

Crappuccino by ROFLcopturds February 26, 2010

douchebag-cappucino 

Earl Caldwell, who is the owner of Nu Air Ventilaation Systems Inc. Nova Scotia Canada.
I person who has surpassed the rank of a plain old douchebag.
Could also be described as an asshammer.

Nick; "Hey look at that douchebag-cappucino!"
Wanye; "Wow your right, he is asshamer isn't he"

douchebag-cappucino by nickyparker1986 April 10, 2010