Crapitol

Capitol High School. Rival of Olympia High School, North Thurston High School, and many more high schools in Washington. They think they're all that, but their sports teams are crap. Therefore called "Crapitol."

Crapitol lost AGAIN to North Thuston!" "We have to play Crapitol again? Can't they just accept defeat?!" "Dude, you play like Crapitol!

by moimoimoimoi December 6, 2010

Craptioneer

Someone who pretends to be a big auctioneer usually on craigslist but only sells really crappy old tools and other people's junk.

Man, I'm tired of all the craptioneer's on craigslist today.

by XpostFacto April 26, 2011

crapathon

Where you and your friends have a pooing contest

Did you enjoy the crapathon yesterday?

by Dale the goat March 10, 2014

Eric Crapton

A country singer who sings and plays the guitar on the toilet while crapping.

Ben: Tears in Heaven is the best song by Eric Crapton.
Gregory: Well so is Gayla.

by gregben March 13, 2022

craparoni

mixture of crap and macaroni. Used when you did something wrong.

Craparoni, I forgot to pick my sister up from soccer practice.

by babygrl March 19, 2004

crapitos

Those stinky, nasty tasting burritos that you can buy at the local grocery store for 25 cents.

Holy shit man, these crapitos taste like crap, and the inside looks like a shitty brown log out of my ass.

by Tibor the Herbalizer July 14, 2004

Crapperoni

A noun used to describe macaroni of substandard quality, such as store brand rather than name brand.

Tom: "Hey Angela, look, Price Rite has their mac & cheese on sale for 25 cents a box!"

Angela: "Ew Tom, I'm not eating that crapperoni! I'll pay 75 cents more for the real deal Kraft Mac & Cheese"

by Heather (Ya Know) January 11, 2008