Whereas a paper cut is a cut resulting from contact with the edge of a piece of paper, a cardboard cut is a cut resulting from contact with the edge of a sheet of cardboard. While usually rare in occurence, they hurt like HELL.
by Mel March 22, 2006
Get the cardboard cut mug.craptard is a person who is a piece of shit and a retard an offensive non vulgar way to call a person a piece of shit and a retard
dude you stole my money out of my car you craptard
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man accusing someone of stealing something is not funny you craptard
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by littlejimmie March 14, 2019
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Student 1: What you gonna drink Saturday night?
Student 2: Thought I'd fork out for some some Chateau Cardboard.
Student 2: Thought I'd fork out for some some Chateau Cardboard.
by Morticia Cadaver May 4, 2009
Get the Chateau Cardboard mug.A jew that is in your cupboard, they usually are male but in some cases have been female. We don't know how they manage to get into the cupboards they are found in but all we know is that they are attracted by the smell of expensive tea/cup sets . If you find a jew in your cupboard you should follow these steps
1. Trap them in the cupboard , use something to block the doors E. G a muscle man/woman, broom etc
2. Alert everyone in the house of the jew in the cupboard and tell them to block the doors on all the remaining cupboards in the house. Jews have been known to chew through walls and make their way to other cupboards within the house.
3. Get anything of sentimental value out of the house E. G kids, money, cars, husband/wife, dog/cat/hampster/crocodile/komodo dragon...
4. Burn the house and everything inside that you left.
If this does not work follow theses steps
1. Run
2. Hide
3. Its coming
4.
1. Trap them in the cupboard , use something to block the doors E. G a muscle man/woman, broom etc
2. Alert everyone in the house of the jew in the cupboard and tell them to block the doors on all the remaining cupboards in the house. Jews have been known to chew through walls and make their way to other cupboards within the house.
3. Get anything of sentimental value out of the house E. G kids, money, cars, husband/wife, dog/cat/hampster/crocodile/komodo dragon...
4. Burn the house and everything inside that you left.
If this does not work follow theses steps
1. Run
2. Hide
3. Its coming
4.
Man: Honey where's my super-suit?
Woman: What?
Man: I said where's... My... Super-suit!
Woman: In the cupboard!
Man: Why is it in the cupboard?
Woman: Just get it!
Man: *opens cupboard * HONEY THERE'S A JEW IN THE CUPBOARD !!
Woman: What?
Man: I said where's... My... Super-suit!
Woman: In the cupboard!
Man: Why is it in the cupboard?
Woman: Just get it!
Man: *opens cupboard * HONEY THERE'S A JEW IN THE CUPBOARD !!
by PapaKrabbz February 3, 2018
Get the jew in the cupboard mug.Derogatory term used to describe what appears to be a macho and/or shallow and/or unintelligent man, sometimes out of jealousy because he is dating a girl you like. This term coined by the character Spike from the television show “Buffy the Vampire Slayer.”
"God knows you need some satisfaction in life besides shagging Captain Cardboard and I never really liked you anyway, and... and you have stupid hair." -Spike
by Doomhammr May 13, 2005
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Get the Cupboard Love mug.Imagine getting a paper cut, but instead of paper, it's a cardboard cut. Side effects may include: Suicidal thoughts, depression, fantasizing about self-applied knife implants, and uncontrollable cursing.
by Luminal M8 June 9, 2016
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