crinkle ass

older person whose butt skin as become crinkled

Suzie: "I can't go out with you, Howard. You're too old for me. You old crinkle ass."

by Squeazl August 4, 2009

Crease Cranker

That one douche bag on every lacrosse team that rips shot from the top of the crease right at the goalies shins or head. Probably a Junior or Senior who didn’t make varsity because he’s such a dick For some reason they usually go by a name that starts with a J like Jack, Jared, Jake or Jacob.

Goalie: Dude, Jack is such a crease cranker can you tell him to fuck off?
Crease Defenseman: Yeah he rips his shots into my balls sometimes. I think I’m gonnna wack him in the dick with my stick later.

by DeMSWaGiN15 February 10, 2018

Crunkleberry Tree

The word a symbol of the infinite quantity of Crunkeberries that life has to offer mostly used to imply that one has consumed a large of Crunkleberries.

"The Crunkleberry Tree is the 'Influence'. Are you under it?"

"Charlie just ate all the Crunkleberries in the Crunkleberry Tree" "I totally passed out under the Crunkleberry Tree"

by MojoNojo February 17, 2009

Crinkle Star

Another word for Asshole!

My crinkle star is dirtier than uasual!

by Ben Morris and Jimmy Dornbush January 13, 2009

Crinklecut

Used to describe a woman's. Extremly jagged labia. Resembling a "crinkle cut" French fry. Typically considered unattractive and undesirable.

Dude 1: Did you finally get to tag Amy last night?

Dude2: Yeah but I don't think I would go there again. Bitch has a nasty, stank ass crinklecut!

by Big Daddy Spankbottoms March 22, 2019

cranker

A BIG hoe; slut; female who gets males just but fuckin' them. (DC,MD,VA word)

All my mans and them and even my lil bro had that cranker!

by Lil KK October 8, 2003

Crunkleberries

Any substance that facilitates the action of getting "crunk".

"I'm gonna go eat some Crunkleberries", "Headin' to the BX to get some Crunkleberries" "Wow, Charlie just ate all the Crunkleberries in the tree!"

by MojoNojo August 15, 2008