Sprite Cranberry

The best elixir of them all. It's said it manifests it's power in the consumers, and if you aren't worthy of it, you will get obliterated.

Want a Sprite Cranberry? (Uh-huh.) - Lebron James and the musician from Sprite's 'Sprite Cranberry' advertisement.

by rufoosy December 16, 2018

Cranialrectalectomy

The surgical removal of ones head from their ass. With excessive amounts of pain.

That guy needs to get a cranialrectalectomy!

by GreatTesticlese December 27, 2010

cranial rectal inversion

The act of having your head up your ass.

"Are you really that stupid? You must be suffering from a cranial rectal inversion. What a dumb-ass."

by BRAUCHWURST April 19, 2003

Arcade Craniacs

A channel which, at first glance seems like a generic 3AM clickbait channel. When in reality the clickbait videos are made to be stupid and are parodies of 3AM videos. Most of the channel revolves around Chuck E. Cheese, with videos such as

“ATTACKED BY CHUCK E. CHEESE!! 5 KIDS MISSING AT CHUCK E. CHEESE ARCADE!?”and
“ORDERING CHUCK E. CHEESE POTION FROM THE DARK WEB AT 3AM!! (SCARY)”
In the videos, Edward (the owner of the channel) acts very ecstatic to parody 3AM youtubers.

AC: “HEY GUYS IT’S ARCADE CRANIACS AND TODAY GUYS WE ORDERED A CHUCK E CHEESE POTION FRON THE DARK WEB OKAY GUYS AND I’M GOING TO DRINK IT!!”

by TheBigPayday June 29, 2021

mall carnies

Overly aggressive sellers from kiosks in the middle of the mall

Look away or those mall carnies will try to shine your fingers.

by lil*bo*peep January 12, 2008

Cranioanalectomy

Surgical removal of ones head from their ass. This outpatient procedure can help improve ones general view of reality if done before the condition becomes permanent.

He had his head up his ass so long his outlook had become crappy, then his wife read about a miracle cure for the condition know as the Cranioanalectomy.

by Pappy11x4 December 31, 2016

cranberry bubble up

The red period clots and blood that bubble up the labia as the result of a fart.

Hey Friend! Would you happen to have an extra maxi pad? I had cranberry bubble up!

by REO Skeetwagon January 28, 2023