Crapper Tag

The act of improperly or imprecisely placing one's ass on the toilet resulting in small amount of fecal matter being visible on the underside of the seat when pulled up.

Hey bro, I'm gonna need you to clean the girls restroom ASAP! It looks like they got us with yet another crapper tag tonight.

by Ranchgirls July 16, 2020

Caught on the Crapper

When someone catches you masturbating on the toilet or when semen is found on the toilet seat.

Boy: Hey you wanna go see a movie with me and Beth?

Friend: No, I can't.

Boy: Why not?

Friend: I got caught on the crapper.

by Lolerskates96 June 1, 2010

the crapper

the bathroom

I'm going to the crapper

by Dawn September 12, 2002

crapper's high

A state of confusion and disorientation after taking a major crap. Like that which is experienced after eating an entire CHIPOTLE burrito.

After exiting the bathroom, Dave said he was feeling ok but I could tell from his glazed-over eyes he was suffering from crapper's high.

by denbownium July 23, 2009

Dick Crapper

The name you give your child if you hate him.

Teacher looks at class list
Molly Smith
Sam Jones
Abby Johnson
Bob Nguyen
Dick Crapper

by Anonymouse🐀 December 16, 2018

crameron

A Crameron is a measure of volume referring to how much of yourself can be stuffed into a Volkswagen. It is not defined as a solid object, but rather a liquidy, congealed mass that is able to fill up cracks easily. Can sneak into your car and drive it around if you're not careful.

1. Watch out! Cramerons about!
2. There's still a bit of Crameron under the seats.

by WormadamTrashForm March 22, 2016

plane camper

One who performs the deplorable act of sitting on a runway waiting for a aircraft to spawn in the game Battlefield 1942 and Desert Combat.

d00d1: hehe

teamplayer: d00d1! get teh fuck of da runway you plane camper, we need flags and your just sitting there!

d00d1: fuq j00!

teamplayer: OMG, Admin plz kick this littl cunt!

by Anonymous September 18, 2003