crawlspace

a rather large vagina.

I was fucking this chick and her vagina was so big it was like a crawlspace. I needed a headlamp to find my way out.

by Hemie the Clown August 4, 2010

crackstache

The residue left behind after one snorts crack cocaine, so dubbed because of its reseamblance to a mustache.

Mike got arrested the other day because the cop saw his crackstache.

by Sajek January 12, 2008

crawlspace

n. The last place you'll never see.

A woman's throat in the hands is worth three in the crawlspace.

by captain cracklins September 25, 2003

Crackface

A synonym for crackhead thought up by two young men one evening whilst considerably chung

You're such a crackface

by Aidan Brooks January 4, 2006

cracksplack

noun: an ass pirate; a gay; someone on crack; a crackwhore; a jayrod; a term used to taunt or annoy, "cracksplack!" verb: fucking in the ass (non gender specific)

Cracksplack! Yo moms a crackslack.

by Big Schlong Stud January 25, 2008

Cracksmack

To perform this you must have 1 Kilo of Crack/Cocaine (preferably in powder form). While someone (doesn't matter who) is giving you a blowjob, you pull out of their mouth as your about to cum. You point your dick to the heavens, and cum flows down it like a sweet waterfall. Then, once you've 'gotten your dick wet' you run over to that kilo or that crack rock and you rub your dick around in the pile, making a sperm-crack combo of epic proportions. After this, strut over to your woman (or man, you sick fuck) and dick slap the shit outta em'. P.S. With a crack rock, proceed to rub the rock up and down your penis rather than rubbing it on the rock.

"Scarface taught me how to cracksmack like that, you cunt!" Jim said as he gave Margarette one good cracksmack across the face.

by SignorFabion2 November 1, 2008

crackspackle

The chunks of feces left in and around an asscrack after a perticularly violent anal eruption.

Unknown to Matthew, his ass was covered with crackspackle after he let that last fart.

by HeHeHe August 9, 2004