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trackmaster

Requirements to be trackmaster:
-must be a distance runner
-must KICK ASS
I am the trackmaster.
by *The Boss* June 23, 2006
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cockmaster general

Like a cockmaster, but on the grandest scale possible.
by Pete October 18, 2004
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crapmaster

1. anyone who can find the worst part of any experience. even when everything is perfect they can ruin it.

2. anyone who can suck the joy out of a good time.

3. anyone who feels awful about themselves. after a while they will make you feel shitty about yourself.

4. someone you don't like but can't think of one thing that stands out.
fish is such a crapmaster. i feel like shit after a date with him.
by Olivia/livvy November 2, 2006
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cockmaster

Farmer Brown was the biggest cockmaster in the land.
by kwazoo May 17, 2006
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Trackmaster

A High School Senior WHO IS DA SHIT AT TRACK WHO GETS ALL THE FLY BITCHES IN LONGMONT ESE!

(Even though there are no fly bitches in Longmont)
Trackmaster gets all the ladies.
by LTown Sucks September 15, 2004
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cockmaster

The type of person who cares only for their own needs and wants. One who thinks they will get their way by being a bigger pain in the ass than the next person. Origin: approx. 6-7 yrs in mainstream culture via The "South Park" movie
"That guy just cut in line for the bathroom!" "What a Cockmaster"
by NITERAT April 25, 2005
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Shit-Faced Cockmaster

/N/ One that has a face consisting of solid excretion of the anus, and is the master of all the is and related to the male genitalia.
"I hate you, you stupid shit-faced cockmaster, I think your mother went to school on raising shit-faced cockmasters, that is why you are such a shit-faced cockmaster... thank you."
by Coolio January 16, 2004
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