crackwhore

Eric Cartmans mother.

"Hey Cartman your mom's on the cover of crackwhore magaziene."

by kyle March 19, 2004

crackwhore runoff

any type of fluid that streams freely from the loins of an unscrupulous woman whos hobbies include smoking cocain that has been cut with baking soda

don't let her in the car, she might leave a snail trail of crackwhore runoff

by David Scroggins February 23, 2009

poo crackle

The sound a poo makes as it is coming out of the anus (must be well-formed, cannot be diarrhea).

After Thanksgiving dinner, i had a great poo crackle.

by Krayzee Eyez Killah September 2, 2007

crackwhore

A person, typically female, who trades sexual favors in return for illicit drugs. They can be found in most trailer parks and ghettos in America.

Dick Longley is a crackwhore. Seriously, he will fuck anyone for one tiny crack rock.

by Dick Longley March 5, 2003

cracktober

a nickname where you bind together the word: Crack and October = Cracktober

my name is cracktober

by CraCKtobeR April 10, 2005

Crackle Nuts

1: A term used to define the sounds made when a person spills rice crispies on their testicles.

2: Often used to describe the appearance of the testicles after being in the bathtub too long.

Billy had a bad case of Crackle Nuts.

by b0nd007 October 17, 2006

snap crackle poop

When somebody sits on the john and begins with some snaps, crackles, and finally some poop. The sound is similar to that familiar breakfast cereal we all know, but after the snap and crackle you get poop instead of pop (the poop is usually preceded by a grunt and followed by a sigh).

I walked into the bathroom at work and thought somebody was eating rice krispy's, but then I realized it was just a snap crackle poop.

by Mosh1200 November 14, 2012